the one they call Captain Spicy


(Source: maybeyourloveble)



vans-supreme:

Don’t stop chasing.

I think that one of the biggest reason why relationships do not work out in the long run is because at one point, one side (or both) stops trying. Before one claims another person as their significant other, they would do anything to make that person happy. They would chase, they would flirt, they would be charming. They would send daily morning and goodnight texts every time you wake up or go to sleep. They would write corny messages and pick up lines just to make sure that there is a smile upon your face. But once they claim you as theirs, all of those things eventually stop. The 5 page texts slowly turn into 1. The constant calls turn into not calling at all. And the lovely endearments turn into daily arguments. In order for a relationship to work, don’t ever stop chasing. Just because the person you want is now consider “yours”, it does not mean they deserve anything less than the time when you’re trying to win them over.

(Source: bbynicch3x)



dontstop-getitgetit:

tallblondeanddreaming:

fitnew-me:

ladyknucklesinshape:

fitchris25:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYYYIIINNNGGGGG

I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA That poor guy who has to deal with this. XD

LMFAOOO!!!!!!!

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. T-REX AND WHALE OMG

Can’t not reblog.

(Source: unabating)


Via Don't Sleep




marshmallow-invasion:

altuss:

where-i-s-my-mind:

miserys-miscreation:

vitalvein:

divulge-deduction:

pruplemonkeydishwasher:

iwillmindfuckyou:

capnskull:

ihate-lashae:

omg wht was the name of this show !

Apples in suits.

grapes in tuxedos

Mangoes in formal attire.

Cashews in garter belts

Watermelons in swimwear.

Peaches in G-strings

The happy holocaust

The Boys in the Striped Pajamas



(Source: fishgutsd)



of-things-unknown:

radioactive-lllove:

lexinoel342:

dancemommamaniac:

I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY 

OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. 

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I’m officially dead


Via Turn that frown upside down

prancing-pies:

IM GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORKimage

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Via Turn that frown upside down


I heard this great joke on Sims once…

jensendick:

applejackart:

Ba harmy putar?

GLARCH!

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I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.

Ive literally been laughing at this for 20 minutes so hard that im crying and my stomach hurts i cant take this

Via leonardo di caprio



(Source: dammit-harreh)



riddleharry:

troyesivan:

asperfectasharmony:

whatthefunniest:

letters-from-the-skyy:

This makes me laugh so hard every time.

This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore

because he’s galloping?

WELL?!? DID YA?!?!

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Via Diet Mt. Dew





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